Here's a stick in your eye
Bubba 68.01: Pharisees want to know, if they remove the beam from their eye, can they then torture their enemies?
And the Pharisees, considering the saying of Jesus, First take the log out of your own eye, then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye, approached Jesus in the library and asked, “Lord, we have been given possession of the oracles of God. We keep ourselves clean and separate from all manner of evil contagion, physical and moral. So who is the brother whose eyes we can stick our fingers in?”
The Lord picks up a text book and handed the accompanying teachers manual to the Pharisees and asked, “If I were to ask you a question from this text book, could you answer me correctly?”
The Pharisees, assuming Jesus intended to compare the inerrancy of Scripture from man’s interpretation, discussed among themselves then answered, “Yes, Rabbi, if the answers contained herein are all correct, we could answer you correctly.”
Jesus replied, “And what if you never used the textbook, and never sought the question, nor knew to which question the answers belonged?”
Laster the disciples asked, “Lord, what did you mean by ‘the Pharisees never sought the right question.’?”
Jesus replied, “Pharisees delight in finding dust in other people’s eyes, rather than consider the log they cannot see in their own. And ironically, the answer log was correct, yet they seek only to use it a club to bash their brothers in the head.”